a-sorta-fairytale:

get on my dick not my nerves

(via possiblypensive)

lampsarepeopletoo:

they call me macklemore in math class because im like

what what what what what

what what what what what what what

what what what what

(via possiblypensive)

circumcisions:

im so naturally funny because my life is a joke

(via thenocturnals)

reginamas:

i just told my mom i died at birth and i’ve been a ghost this entire time just growing and manifesting into the daughter she’d lost

and she’s just like

well please go to the light because i am tired of your shit

(via tolive-andletg0)

Changed my URL to ‘indication’

Click here

/swapped URL

do you ever just cry because you’re you

(via the-absolute-best-posts)

my voice is girly when I talk to strangers

but when I’m with friends I turn into morgan freeman

(via soraoyume)